A friend shared this Huffington Post article about a guy trying to avoid DWI by riding his horse home, and I can’t get over the idea of trying to ride drunk. Have you ever seen a horse in person? They’re not short. As a rule, drunk people can’t climb too well – You’d need a really mild-mannered, well-trained horse to even get in the saddle if you’re too drunk to drive. And you don’t transport horses in a saddle, so did he saddle it drunk before climbing on drunk? Now, that’s impressive.